Greetings, Earthling. I am contacting you on behalf of the Milky Way Galactic Government. You have been selected at random for experimentation and research related to the development of our new hyperdrive technology. Rest assured that the procedure is completely safe and that you will experience no discomfort or pain throughout the process. However, it is necessary that you cooperate with us in order to ensure a successful and efficient procedure. Thank you for your compl