"That jerk had n--aaaahhhh...." he sputtered, whipping around so fast he nearly lost his balance.

[No, no no. Incredibly inappropriate. Be respectful.]

"….. you know you're allowed to look, right?"

"While nudity in general does not bother me, even I am aware that it is a delicate matter more often than not." His hands clenched and relaxed as he spoke, trying to physically will their shakiness away.