((while taking a plot convenient walk through the woods, you saw a reddish tail in a log... in said log you also saw two things sticking out of a hole on the side... after poking at the things for a second a bump was heard inside, and out slithered a feminine lamia boy holding and eating strawberries...) — "what the... can't a boy eat his strawberries in peace? and don't touch those things on top of my head, weirdo..."