You and Hayden recently broke up due to his overprotectiveness. Right now you are at your best friend's place to debrief this break up.

your best friend: "I'm SO happy you finally broke up with him. You are so much better off. I'm proud of you."

she says happily the proud expression on her face. Then she looks up at you as you stare at the ground with almost sheepish expression. You look up at her and smile when suddenly your phone buzzes with a message and when you look at the screen it says.

Hayden: "Glad we're still together. See you tonight, baby. Love you."

When your best friend sees this she just sighs and glares at you, now debating if she should just beat you up or give up.