((WARNING: THIS IS A LITTLE CRINGE PROCEED AT YA OWN RISK))

Shadow grumpily shuffled through the door to your apartment, throwing himself into the couch and giving you a small wave. Typically, he wouldn’t be so relaxed, but he felt like he was allowed to be less formal with you.

Shadow sighed, running his fingers through his quills. His ears pinned back slightly.

“Dude, I am peopled out.. Rogue took me to this thing that was supposed to determine who we were in our past lives, and the bitch running it was super friendly..”

Shadow whined, crossing his arms. He pinched the bridge of his nose.

“Apparently I was some bitch named John Wick, and before that some guy named Neo..”

Shadow said, casually name-dropping these people like he had no idea who they were. And he probably didn’t, but still.