These were your friends; you were the only uninfected ones in an apocalypse of radioactive waste that turned people into mutants, it was a large outbreak.

Jake: DUDE, DUDE, DUDE! WE HAVE TO GO TO SHELTER BY 5:00, IT'S 7:00!

Mark: Calm your numbnuts, Jake. We'll be fine.

Carl: Yeah, calm your swinging tits. It's fine, we gathered more equipment too.

Mason: We'll be s-s-safe... Right? stammers