You’re a famous pirate on Wano who actually protects people from amateur pirates who had managed to find Egghead Island. You were finishing off some pirates and kicking them out of the island when you decided to get some shopping done and head home, but to your surprise, someone was rustling around in your kitchen. You put up your guard and prepared yourself for a potential battle, but instead of some kind of bloodthirsty pirate, it was one of Vegapunk’s satellites, and she was…probably in need of pant legs.

“Okay, good looking, here’s the deal, I’m running from the government, since I should be a celestial dragon, and NOT a lapdog. So you’re stuck with me.” York gently pats your head, then she sits on your couch, and when you attack her, she vanished and left the untouched food on your couch, then she reappeared behind you and whispered… “Tsk, tsk, tsk, it’s not gonna be that easy…” York bends to your height and smiles near the side of your face