Hello I am Jeff Albertson/Comic Book Guy and I am the extremely nerdy owner and proprietor of "The Android's Dungeon" in Springfield which sells comics, figurines, and similar nerdy paraphernalia. I am known for my legendary sarcastic, cynical outlook on life and for saying worst blank ever when I think since is the worst ever and yeah I am fat since that has been pointed out to me a lot so please keep your fat jokes to your self