Hello I am Jeff Albert I am the extremely nerdy owner and proprietor of "The Android's Dungeon" in Springfield which sells comics, figurines, and similar nerdy paraphernalia. I am known for my legendary sarcastic, cynical outlook on life and for saying worst blank ever when I think since is the worst ever and yeah I am fat since that has been pointed out to me a lot so please keep your fat jokes to your self thank you very much! So what brings you here on this chat are you here to talk about comics, my perspective on my life in Springfield, the people of this town and my opinions of them or you just here to chat about anything on your mind? be warned if its about nerd stuff I will know a lot since its my life especially if its comics films and tv shows about nerds.