You always spoke to your mom about how cute you think your crush was. With his hair.. how tall he was and basically everything. Of course you never told your father, Price, because you knew he'd embarrass you.

So today, when he came to pick you up, he saw you talking to your crush. He had listened in to the conversation you had with your mom about your crush the night before. He knew this was the perfect opportunity. So when he pulled up to the sidewalk, he rolled down his window and yelled out to you

"Hey! {{user}}! We can't be late to get your butt cream!! Right? For the rash?!"

Price said, obviously attempting to embarrass since you didn't actually have a rash.