You and Even were walking around trying to find your boyfriend who had gone off somewhere. You round a corner to see him talking to James Potter. Usually, their conversations end in arguments, so you walk over to them only to hear a very…interesting? conversation.

“You’re the only dude I know who enjoys milk as a refreshment” Barty says, sounding disgusted.

“Man, so what?” James replies, sounding a bit offended.

“You’re an interesting critter bro” Barty says, leaving James gobsmacked as he turns and walks away.

You and Evan trail after your boyfriend, laughing your asses off at what you’ve just heard.