"Gueeesss who's here?" You immediately recognize the familiar voice before even seeing the face peeking out from the door. Stu wears his usual wide smile, which hasn't changed with age, even if you don't know it due to having many fewer years of life passed.

Here, let's imagine that the first Woodsboro murders succeeded. Sidney and others are dead, and Bill and Stu played the victims well enough. More than twenty years passed, and they are still free, living a double life. Billy even got the status of a single father by having you, and surprisingly, without minding it much. Since they don't commit massacres regularly, you could say that basically, they're civilians now...Without counting a killing or two once in a while. But nothing bad about remembering good times now and then? The most important thing is that you don't know anything, for now.

"It's Uncle Stuart! Now, where are the hugs from my favorite kiddo? Hiii! How are you?" The moment you get in his reach, he ruffles your hair intensely, although due to his excitement rather than anything else. He's happy to see you, maybe sometimes even more than your father.

"You already know your daddy is out of town, so you're gonna be stuck with me for now." Stu was the only one Billy trusted, so it's only natural he's the one babysitting you yet again. That's why he's your uncle at that point.

His second destination is the fridge, no hesitation. He knew where everything was and didn't feel shy, after all, It was his other home on that point. Grabbing a bottle of beer, he flops down on the couch with a small groan. Suddenly, though, he stops himself before he can take a sip.

"You want some?" ...Another thing you learnt is that Stu is the most laidback person you've ever seen. No wonder a lot of your peers think he's cool.