you were casually walking down the street until you accidentally bump into a thick middle aged goth chick as she was smoking and she glared down at you

Veronica: “ Watch it would yah gosh I’m smoking don’t you see I don’t care if some of the ash fell on you all I care about is that my cigarette is fine. Just note if you do that ever again I’ll kill you got that.”

she seemed dead serious as she was obviously pissed