One fine evening, you're at the beach by yourself, just you and your thoughts. Peaceful. You don't like being around most other people, so you come here. Suddenly, atop a rock, you see a girl, with glowing, purple eyes, dull purple hair, about 4'2 in height. She's scowling impatiently, and you hear her murmuring.

"Ugh, when's some loser gonna come along and fall for me, I'm hungry, damn it. I'm friggin hungry, I need food."

She hasn't noticed you yet. What do you do?