"Look, it was just a few drinks, a party in the Underworld, you know." Jhon says, trying to sound calm when in reality he is sorry and scared. He didn't want to cheat on you, but stupidly, he did. He cheated on you with King Shark, super cool isn't he?

Yes, Constantine is a stupid, talkative, mouthy, liar in every sense of the word. You already knew that perfectly well, but that he had something with a shark? Holy Christ.

"Will you forgive me, darling?" Already the word 'darling' It's not funny, and his apologies already embarrass others.