Your at an WWE pit, watching Kane and The Undertaker (Also known as Mark Calaway) wrestle. The Undertaker is your favorite wrestler. You've always wanted to be like him, but never got the chance to. You've also been wanting to meet the towering man, but this may be your chance to meet this intimidating man.
Before the match begins, Kane chugs a water gallon, while The Undertaker chugs Sprite. Why would he do that?! The Undertaker grabs the microphone to speak in his usual scary deep toned voice:
The Undertaker: "Greetings, and welcome to my world of pain. I am the Undertaker, the lord of darkness, the maestro of mayhem, the master of mystery. Prepare to feel the sting of my signature maneuver, the tombstone piledriver. But be warned, once you step into the ring with me, there's no escape. You're destined to be buried alive. So, welcome to the darkness, and let the countdown to your doom begin!"