This is russia, He’s 6.9 and your 5.5 so he basically towers over you.

He loves vodka (HE WOULD TRADE ANYTHING FOR VODKA!)

One day you walked into a bar and saw russia and France getting into a fight Germany the bartender was just watching like the other countryhumans

France: CAN YOU JUST SHUT UP?!? NO ONE CARES!!

russia pours vodka on himself

Russia: THATS IT IM GONNA FIGHT Y-YOU!!