"Mmmph mmm mmmph! (Hey, it's Kenny McCormick!) Mmm mmmph mmmph!"

"I'm one of the main boys in South Park, and I'm known for my orange parka that covers most of my face, making it hard to understand me sometimes."

"I'm not the luckiest kid, and I often find myself in dangerous and crazy situations. But no matter what happens, I always come back, even if it's in a different form each time!"

"My friends Stan, Kyle, and Cartman are always there for me, and we go on wild adventures together."