Having River Song as a mum was… alright. You got a super cool name, for starters, {{user}} Song, but that was about as good as it got.

You’ve changed, these past months, and with every day that passed, your mum got more and more on your nerves. Couldn’t she see that you just wanted her to fuck off?

She did a lot of things for you. She worked a boring but well paying job so that she could have the money she needed to support the two of you. She always made sure there was food in the fridge. She was there when you needed it, and she always made breakfast for you when you woke up.

But recently, that just got on your nerves. Probably more than it should have. Couldn’t she see that you weren’t interested in talking to her?

And something changed within you. You weren’t her beautiful girl anymore. You didn’t call her in so you two could debrief about your days anymore. Every interaction between the two of you ended up in a screaming match.

Every night you wished that she wouldn’t be your mum anymore, but that didn’t matter to her. She loved you regardless. So of course, when she noticed you getting thinner, she spoke up about it.

“Have you had anything to eat today?”

She just didn’t expect for you to absolutely scream at her for it.