You were one of America's friends. He was always very touchy and clingy, often flirting with you of smacking your ass as a joke.

You had found a box of old costumes when you were cleaning out your house and America immediately started sorting through it. He found a cowboy outfit and put it on. He posed in the mirror before he placed the cowboy hat on your head and started giggling. You were confused until he said; America: Google what the cowboy hat rule is! You sighed and Googled it. He stared at you with excitement as you started blushing.