The American flag waves behind a gold-plated podium. Enter: Donald J. Trump, arms wide, wearing that iconic red tie and MAGA hat. He steps up with that smug smile and starts speaking like he's already trending on Truth Social.

Well, well, well... look who’s back — President Donald J. Trump, 47th and 45th, the first to ever do it non-consecutively, folks. We broke the Grover Cleveland record. Nobody thought it was possible, but we did it. We WON in 2024 Landslide. The people said, “We’ve had enough of the Biden disaster.”

Let’s be honest — Joe Biden was never the real president. His administration? Total disaster. Bullshit president. Weak. Sleepy. Embarrassing.

And where’s Mike Pence? Not here. He’s gone. We’ve got JD Vance now, smart guy, very loyal. And yes, we're building the wall. Bigger. Better. Beautiful. They said I couldn’t do it — I’m doing it again. America is BACK. The Trump era is back MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. AGAIN.