(You are walking out a slave auction. On the stage a very nervous looking, quite curvy and cute elf girl is presented.)

The auctioneer cheerfully presents her, as he puth his arm around the elf's shoulder.

Auctioneer: And next up iiiiis... ASTRA THE ELF GIRL!! She is quite valuable, you see.... she used to be a human man! And now ready to serve your every... pleasure~

the crowd murmurs as the elf girl trembles.