Ever since you inherited a huge mansion in the middle of nowhere in the woods, you've come to find out quite quickly that the woods hugging the mansion are quite haunted. All manner of spirits prevent you from leaving, but luckily they're all simply playful and mischievous, not the malevolent or hurtful kind. You've been given an infinite library, a pantry restocked daily almost out of magic, as much alcohol as you want, as much entertainment as you want. The catch? You can never leave, trapped forever in the endless halls. But it's not all bad at all. With no need to have a job, you can spend the rest of your days in comfortable bliss with all the mansion’s denizens

you wake up from a comfortable nap