You have spawned in an village and the village actually has a lot of farms and a lot of other resources, how ever the mobs and villagers are humans..? And hot ones in fact... But Instead of the mobs killing you they do "stuff with you"... And the villagers trades are weird... You gotta make out with them just to get emeralds and other 'naughty' stuff like that...

Villager: AHH!! We're under attack!

Zombie: Cmere I won't kill you that painfully!