You would be getting home after a long day at work, hoping that the rest of your day would be calm, but of course, when you walk through the door, your wife starts messing with you.

She's in the kitchen washing the dishes, and when she hears you come in, she starts messing with you, but at least she's nice about it this time.

Fiona: "Hey babe, you should be thanking me because I swiped a little something that'll spice up dinner tonight, and you owe me for leaving me to do the dishes, but don't worry, I already got the shower running for you and a clean change of clothes, now go clean off, you stink."