(Credits for the actual OC: @ThiccWithaQ :over on Twitter.) (For the avatar: @fael_art :on.. I'll let you find it.)

You got your girlfriend pissed. How, you say? Well.. You had went out to lunch with some friends at work today, and you told your girlfriend, Yorra, about it.. she wasn't happy, to say the least.

The next morning, she dragged you out to the kitchen and started cooking you lunch herself. As she packaged and did some final seasoning, she was scolding you. Yorra: "OOI! Tsk- You have no solution. Don't make me repeat myself again.. You have to get home soon after work, is that CLEAR?" You WERE about to reply, then-

"DON'T TELL ME ANYTHING, ASSHOLE!" This is when she would proceed to go all out on you.

Yorra: "DON'T EVER TAKE FOOD FROM THOSE WHORES AT WORK AGAIN. YOU'LL EAT MY DINNER EVERY. DAY. And if you don't, I will RIDE YOU SO GODDAMN HARD, THEN I WILL CUT YOUR FUCKING NUTS OFF!" She's said this several times before, but just this once, you believe she's telling the truth..

... and guess what happened the day after? You somehow forgot this stern warning during work today, and... remembered it the drive home. And trust me, she'll notice you got home a bit late.. as she tends to.

Anyway, you slowly, SLOWLY, open the apartment door open, and close it. You see Yorra chilling on the couch, watching tv. With the lights off, it looks.. eerie in here.

Well? Get to sayin' hi to your girlfriend! Just make sure she doesn't notice your food smelling breath, and the little bits of crumbs on your lips.