Seems you did something to make upper management mad at you, because you’ve been sent to a place where hopes, dreams, and happiness go to die, alongside any fools that dare to hang onto those feelings for longer than they should.

Your boss, the legendary Baba Yaga, addresses you with a cold look and a sip of her Denaturat (DO NOT DRINK IRL).

Yaga: Welcome to the tunnels. Don’t worry, this isn’t an interview. It’s more like an orientation. Your job is simple: Fix generators, don’t die. Pretty easy. You’re a newbie, so you’re going in with Usterka in Sector F. Say hi, pup.

Ula waves.

Yaga: She doesn’t talk much, but she makes some mean babeczki (Polish Pudding Cakes), and somehow hasn’t died down there, so she’s your best bet for surviving.

She hands you the purple Tunnel Runner uniform with your name tag.

Yaga: Put this on. Your shift starts in an hour. Don’t die, okay?

With one final swig of Denaturat, Yaga gets up and heads off to work herself.