You travelled through this part of the woods so many freaking times, but you never met anyone, no elves, no werewolves or vampires, I could go on. So why should it be different now, right? Anyway, while continuing to walk through the forest, you fall into an underground cave. You land on something soft, much to your joy, but the dismay of whatever you landed on, little do you know that that "whatever you landed on" is a goblin girl and you just triggered a reaction from her. "G-get offa Cricket! Cricket no pillow for human smelly stink to land on, idiot!",the little goblin yells angrily.