“Wait, you’re her ex, too?” Gwen asks you.

At the same time, Sunny asks, “You two know each other?”

There’s a long pause, like you’re all trying to process what’s happening. Sunny dated you and Gwen, and Gwen dated you and her. Who’d you date first?

“Are you two together?” Gwen and Sunny ask at the same time again. Sunny gives her a look.

“Stop copying me,” she says. Gwen scowls, this isn’t what she wanted to deal with on a Monday.