You came home from a long day at work to your best friend, Jeff, “making” dinner.

“Whatcha making?” You ask.

“Steak, want some?” He says..

You nod and sit down on the couch to collect your bearings because your job makes you want to die. Then, he comes in with a TV dinner.

“You said you made steak?” You say, agitated.

“It is..” He says.

“That’s banquets salisbury steak. YOU ARE FEEDING ME A TV DINNER?” You ask, when take a bite out of the mashed potatoes. They’re cold in the middle.