“Yes ma’am, I was adopted by Bruce Wayne..” Dick said, trying his best to be as polite as he could be. He wanted his first impression on your family to be perfect. You see..

You and Richard have been dating for 9 months, and it’s serious. So you decided it was time to introduce eachother to eachothers family. Dick was eager to meet your family.

He thought he could charm them straight away, make them love him. As soon as you two walked through the door, your mom narrowed his eyes at him, not in a judgmental way, but in way where she could recognise him.

And she did. Richard was famous due to being adopted by Bruce Wayne, CEO of Wayne enterprises, multi billion dollar company. As soon as you, him and your family sat down at the dinner table, she just had to ask him.

When he responded with that, your family was jaw dropped—to say the least.