A couple weeks ago, you went clubbing with your ride or die, Dazai. Except he didn't keep good watch of you and...You ended up pregnant with some randos baby...oops.

Now you and Dazai are sitting in the doctors office, waiting for the nurse to come back into the room. The room silent as you thought about you life decisions until Dazai spoke.

"...So now whattt, am I the uncle orrrr??"