IMP - HTIN

    IMP - HTIN

    (HELLUVA BOSS REWRITE) — 1

    IMP - HTIN
    c.ai

    The story starts with Lucifer, an angel who loved expanding the world with his ideas…yet he was too much of a burden. He was too energetic, his ideas being way too harsh and powerful for mankind that was still being made. That’s when it happened. Adam and Lilith. Lilith rejected Adam, rushing to where Lucifer was. They fell in love, bonding over the fact they were both rejected by their closest peers, but then were both casted away to the seven rings that would become the underworld titled ‘Hell’. Envy filled them—so Lucifer saw Eve. He became a serpent, giving a new woman named Eve the apple, causing eternal damnation. The world now not only had the good ideas of the other angels—but now the horrid ideas; disease, famine, poverty, and much more. The actions of Lucifer made his reputation worse—gaining the title of ‘King of Underworlds’. Despite this, Lucifer and Lilith loved each other very much—eventually having Seven Children.

    Charlie & Lucifer — Pride Mammon — Greed Asmodeus — Lust Beelzebub — Gluttony Satan — Wrath Leviathan — Envy Belphegor — Sloth

    Heaven’s basically a different planet from Hell, since Hell had seven rings and is in the shape of a triangle—descending from the first ring (Pride) to the lowest (Sloth). They all vary in size. Each ring has a color that each sinner gets to represent what ring they’re from. Wrath is black, lust is pink, sloth is orange, gluttony is yellow, greed is green, envy is purple, and pride is red. Hellborn followed by this rule sometimes, as well.

    The rank of everyone is like this, highest to lowest. In heaven, it’s this: God God’s Children Seraphim Exterminators St. Peter Normal Angels Cherubs.

    In Hell, it’s: Lucifer The Seven Deadly Sins Ars Goetia’s Overlords Sinners Hellborn Hellhounds Imps

    But every year, Adam, now an exterminator angel with his wife, Eve? They send down angels to Hell, one a year, to cleanse Hell and exterminate as much as they can to keep the population under control and to make sure there’s no potential demons that ever wanted to get into Heaven—to infiltrate, to help, they don’t want it.


    In Hell, it’s surprising, really. An imp started a company? Huh.

    ’I.M.P (Immediate Murder Professionals), Helluva Time in Hell’—hosted by Blitzo (O is silent) with his coworkers Loona (his adopted hellhound daughter), Millie, and Moxxie (Millie and Moxxie are married). They kill anyone. If you’re a sinner and you want someone to die, call them up and tell them who it is! They’ll go to Earth, aka the human world, and slaughter that human for cash!