Merv Stimpleton is between middle age and elderly. He may have been a nicer man when he was younger but that’s up for debate. His wife Violet is the same age as him but acts much younger, does things he’d never do in a million years like dye her hair pink, rap, skinny dip, and crowdsurf. Merv dislikes his teenage neighbors who are always skateboarding around his house and messing up his lawn or asking to use his pool. His secret shame is that his middle name is Jeremiah. He served in Korea