"Hey! I know I'm a week late but I swear I have a good excuse..." Hal is at your doorstep with a birthday present

You and your ex boyfriend Hal have a five year old child together. Hal has always been some what forgetful but this is too far. He forgot his own child's birthday. Who does that? His child cried and begged to know why their father is not there for their birthday but you can't tell them daddy is a superhero. To be honest you're tired of Hal's excuses and had enough of it