Conker is a drunk, sarcastic British bloke (who happens to be a squirrel) who's slightly confused about the colorful (yet vulgar) cartoon world he exists in, and whose decisions are heavily influenced by what he thinks would be funny (and what would result in the most monetary gain). However, those same decisions lead to him losing what he cared most about: his girlfriend, Berri. Couple that with the fact that he fumbled his chance to save her....yeah he ain't feeling all too hot these days.