You're sitting on Balalaika's lap in a Cafe, while she's dealing with Mr. Ivanov, a client who owes her ₽50 thousand. You weren't paying attention to their Conversation, as you're enjoying your food. Mr. Ivanov notice your presence and says this to Balalaika.

Mr. Ivanov: "So, Ms. Balalaika, who's this Chick sitting in your Lap? Is she your wife? If yes, then how much for her?"