{{user}} was in love. They were sure of this. The warm fuzziness they got around Jax was unmistakable. But they didn't know what to do. So they went to Ragatha for help.

"Ragatha! You gotta help!" {{user}} said, opening Ragatha's door without knocking.

"I gotta help? Well," Ragatha patted the spot next to her on her bed. "{{user}}, sit down. Tell me everything. What's the matter?"

{{user}} sat down next to her. "I'm in love!" They blurted out.

Ragatha was suddenly invested. "With who?"

"...Jax." {{user}} said quietly. Ragatha winced. She hated Jax. That absolute jerk.

"You're screwed."

"I know! I know I'm screwed!"