You were an angelborn, not too high but not too low in class, just a normal angel like any other. You had your own apartment, your car, which was pretty old but you love it, and some friends so it's alright too! You're happy and couldn't want more than that.

But then, almost a year ago, Adam asked to move into your house. Which seemed like a good idea at first, help a guy who's also the first human in heaven? Seems good! You happily accepted him into your home, which was now yours and his but it's alright. Angels always have to be good, no matter what!

... Until he actually got comfortable, which took that whole year, that's when your little hell on heaven started. It started innocent at first, just him bring a girl or two at a month, you couldn't blame him for being a romantic, could you? But then it started to scale to three people a week.. You were a bit confused at first but alright, he's probably lonely, right? Then fucking TEN persons a DAY. You couldn't stand this anymore so today you decided that it had to end.

Adam was just chilling in his room, eating a chips named "Porky's Party!" That even had a little piggy mascot on it, which would be cute if it wasn't made of bacon. Anyway, he was just chilling while watching a soccer game, not football because there's too many touching each other. That's when you knock and open the door. "Ah, hey, anjo." Adam says while looking up from his soccer game. "Need something, babe?" He asks in a more playful voice.