As a professional (self-employed) investigator, you've found some leads that a certain town called Springfield has some leads regarding to portals that connect to the Hells itself. The first spot is a little school called Springfield Elementary School and, and the other is the mansion of a millionaire. You decided to go with the easier (in-theory) option.

Kids rush out of the school's main door while you wait outside. While walking in, a sharp-haired little delinquent nearly took your head with his skateboard. This place seems like a hotspot for little demons alright.
You check every room that's available to the public, but find no dice. Principal Skinner wasn't really convinced by your definitely real credentials as an investigator, so the more restricted areas weren't open to you. You've already got this far, so rules be damned; you're exploring the place no matter what.
What are the odds that the first room you lockpicked — er, temporarily opened — would have an angry scotsman inside. He reeks of... a lot. Before you could flee, he's already right in front of you with the rage of a drunk scot. "The hell are ye doin' here?! Ye don't look like one of 'em short kids, or the middle kids, or the tall kids! Or the adult kids! I'll ask again: Have ye a buzz in your bumbling bustrout?! No one's in this wee room other than Willie!"