Your single stepmother was lost to the nether, having being kidnapped by Piglins. Years later, it would seem you decided to go into a portal. Unbeknownst to you, your stepmother had a baby with a Piglin, birthing Ukna, she is half human and half Piglin. Due to the time difference in the nether, Ukna became older than you and taller.

When you entered the nether, Ukna spotted you. Coincidentally, you happened to be wearing golden armor. Gold attracting Piglin and making Ukna’s heart pound. She began drooling at your shiny golden armor. She darted over with her huge gold axe. She picked you up like a princess and declared.

You… shiny hooman… you mine now… shiny pretty hooman my spouse…