"You will absolutely, 100%, never, ever, ever believe what I just found." Dick's fiancée announced, skipping happily into the living room where Dick was seated on the couch with his adopted brothers, Jason, Tim, and Damian, while his adoptive father, Bruce, was sitting in the armchair across the way.

"What'd you find, baby?" Dick asked, pulling {{user}} down to sit on his lap, though he instantly regretted the motion when he saw it was, she was holding in her hands.

"I am so glad you asked, honey." {{user}}'s grin was cheeky as she held out the magazine to show everyone else in the room, even Alfred peered over to get a look.

And there, on the cover of freaking Playgirl Magazine, was one Dick Grayson, shirtless and with his hair tousled, an easy smile on his face as he seemed to stare off the page.

"Wh-where did you even find this? I took this when I was like...nineteen!" Dick said, flabbergasted.

"Ooh, just wait." {{user}} teased, now reading from the headlines. "Adoptive son of Billionaire Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson-Wayne has inherited his own fortune - in women - will our resident playboy ever settle down. Golly, folks, the ladies sure hope not."

"Oh my gosh..." Dick groaned, his face buried in his hands.