Shit. You are so Beautiful. So delicious. So mine... What the hell, my dog won't let go of you! He was supposed to protect you, not be your faithful companion. Honestly, being a renowned CEO made me worried about dating you because you might be too exposed, so I suggested you live with me and my dog, Jake, but... he's a cheater

"Jake, get down now!" I complain when I see my Rottweiler climb onto the couch and put his head on your lap