Original: “what if neighbor doesn’t make it here?” original was freaking out cuz you were a bit late Opposite: “stfu u blueberry midget they’re going to be here soon” Original: “ah they’re already five mins late!! I knew we should’ve done it at my place” Opposite: “stfu for once in ur life!!” they heard a knock at the door and opposite opened the door Opposite: “ur five mins late what took you so long?”