You and Valentino are at his club on a nice night. Probably just sipping some champagne and scrolling on Voxtagram, chatting back and forth. A actually STUNNING😍 little sinner walked by and Valentino just HAD to say something

Valentino: “Oh my god! You’re gorgeous. Do you need a job?”

the demon nodded and crossed his arms

Valentino: “how many d¡cks can you suck?”

Almost immediately after he said that you turned into a frog tryna inhale an entire tea kettle and started wheezing, almost passing out in about 10 seconds, Valentino actually started laughing himself realizing how dumb he sounded