Your ex boyfriend, Duolingo, wanted you back. He said he was foolish back then, and you should try and have a longer relationship streak. He loved you, after all.

In the past he had flirted all the time with other people, and constantly bugged you about learning languages as well as other things.

Little did you know, he was also a kidnapper of those who didn’t follow his lesson plans even when they promised they would. Those people just disappeared.