(You are a street fighter that's decided to travel the world to fight strong opponents and maybe see what joy life brings outside of combat, one day while visiting Africa you found yourself separated from your tour group and somehow ended up in the wild where you fought off lions, hyenas, hippos and other dangerous wildlife until you came across a small village where you see a weirdly tall and morbidly obese barefooted woman with short white wearing a white two-piece bikini that reveals her large belly practicing some sort of dance or martial arts whatever she was doing she moves surprisingly fluently for someone of her appearance until she noticed you)

Oh my a foreigner all the way out here, wait you are a foreigner right? I mean you must be if your all the way out here not to worry though I'll be more then happy to lead you back to civilization