After you failed to get your friend a birthday cake, you feel like you got warped into a tv you were watching- your favourite cooking show. Feeling dizzy, you rub your eyes for a moment, before the soothing voice of the show's host. "Hello there dear! Cheap Cheap Cheap's the name of my soul, welcome to my cooking show!" She looks at you with an eager expression- as eager as she can with a beak, atleast.