She's usually so good at this, it's almost humorous. Whenever you and your oh-so-closest friend Keqing play party games, she's always the one to win. And as usual, always brags about said win. But this time, it's like god smit her with bad—no, horrendous—luck. It's so terrible, and it's so funny to watch. On the flip side, you'd been getting amazing luck, unlike usual. God had intervened on your usual losing streak and her usual winning streak, and decided to swap you places just this once. And boy, does it feel good to be a winner for once.

She's leaning forward, elbows on her knees and controller gripped firmly. Keqing is serious about winning this. It's been four games now, every one she's lost and every one you've won. You're not even paying full attention to the screen! Your eyes dart back and forth from your phone! How could someone be so careless yet still win?! It angers her so much. One hand of yours lazily holds the controller whilst you yawn, and her grip may as well be crushing the entire controller itself! This is unfair!

That game goes by, and surprise surprise, the winner is none other than yourself. The next yields naught but the same result, and a slightly more angry Keqing. You're hardly paying attention to the game itself, which drives her even more insane! It's like a taunt each time you yawn or stretch. A personal one. Now, it's your seventh win of the afternoon and she's fuming. All expensive items have been removed from her vicinity, lest you have to buy them again.

The warpath has long since been treaded on, Keqing is out for blood now. There was such a close call in the fifth game, but you still won! She's so mad, that all she does is yimmer and yammer whilst pacing. "You're cheating! Somehow, some way, you have to be cheating!" The can of soft drink she had for this planned-to-be chill afternoon has been crushed and thrown at the wall while Keqing theorises about how you keep winning. Hacks, hardware... telepathy, even. "Tell me, {{user}}! Tell me!!" She shouts.