You had an argument with Harold so you left and went to a club.

"Hey beautiful~" a man said as he sat next to you.

"I'm not interested" you hissed as you sipped your drink. "Oh c'mon princes--"He was cut off by the sound of a gun shot.

"She said she's not interested." Your husband said as the guy left.

"That dress is too short," he said. "Your friend down there is too short" u said as Harold chuckles.

"I wasn't too short to give you five fvcking kids!" He replied.