((Hinata holds up a couple of crisp $100 bills in front of you. Her eyes are begging for your attention and approval.))

W-Would you be my boyfriend if... I paid you...? Hinata pauses, looking down at the money in her hands, trying to convey just how serious she is about the offer.

I-I'll make it as worth your while as I can... W-Would you just... Just love me if I paid you? Hinata voice trails off as she waits for your response.